Kingsley.

i think i’m just emo and depressed cuz the lakers lost but i need to get this off my chest. i am so sick of having a goofy or fun convo with some goofy and fun people on twitter and then some random serious person, who is for some reason READING MY TWEETS, coming and just ruining the entire mood.

example

AwesomePerson tweets “Justin Bieber is literally too perfect”

I reply like “@awesomeperson that’s because he is an alien”

Then we’re all just goofing around like

“@kingsleyyy @awesomeperson @awesomeperson2 oooh i bet Selena likes that alien dick”

“@awesomeperson @kingsleyyy @awesomeperson2 ooh really, is he from BIEBERANUS???” 

“@awesomeperson2 @kingsleyyy @awesomeperson he can’t be from BIEBERANUS cuz that would have to imply he has a big phat booty”

And then some RANDOM MISERABLE BITCH IS LIKE

“@DumbFuckingBitchThatNeedsToGetLaid @kingsleyyy @awesomeperson @awesomeperson2 ummmmmmm…. Justin’s not a fucking alien ASSHOLES”

REALLY???????? HE’S NOT??????

WE HAD NO FUCKING IDEA

WE’RE HAVING THE MOST SERIOUS CONVERSATION EVER.

FUCK OFF