awwww-cute:

My mom got a new puppy

awwww-cute:

My mom got a new puppy

Nasty ass raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

spellboundsama:

queerofsheba:

russia: no homo

the rest of the world: image

This might be the best use of this asdfmovie gif ever

metallics:

when you make a good comeback but then you stutter on the last word

image




This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

no its becky

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

no its becky

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
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